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Xertion Network Owner: CuleX, also known as root.
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Xertion User: CuleX, also known as root.
  
On a side note, I don't believe in user boxes on user pages for wikis. Text is still the best medium to confer information; if someone cannot read through the entirety of a user page, they really were not interested at all to begin with. Not that that stops [[User:Kaishiro|Kaishiro]] from slapping them onto my user page.
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On a side note, I don't believe in user boxes on user pages for wikis. Text is still the best medium to confer information; if someone cannot read through the entirety of a user page, they really were not interested at all to begin with. Not that that stopped [[User:Kaishiro|Kaishiro]] way back in the day from slapping them onto my user page.
  
I'm also a developer for Xertion services. If you ever need anything, feel free to contact me.
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I'm also an ex-developer for Xertion services.
  
 
You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby.
 
You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby.
 
==Fail 101==
 
And now for an educational extract from Prof. CuleX's explanations on how to break a simple module; here we shall take a look at ns_certfp, which conveniently broke on a Friday, Oct 12.
 
<pre>07:11 <@culex> Here's what happens:
 
07:11 <@culex> - Reload module sends the event to save the db
 
07:11 <@culex> - ns_cerfp is like "whoa, gotta save my DB"
 
07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp writes its db... but without line breaks which are vital in PARSING IT AGAIN
 
07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp loaded, goes "gotta load my db or I'm trash"
 
07:12 <@culex> - "WAT the fuck is that? Let's ignore that malformed entry"
 
07:12 <@culex> - DB is now empty.
 
07:12 <@culex> - Congratulations, you have been promoted to cockmongler</pre>
 

Revision as of 09:01, 9 March 2014

Quick Info

Xertion User: CuleX, also known as root.

On a side note, I don't believe in user boxes on user pages for wikis. Text is still the best medium to confer information; if someone cannot read through the entirety of a user page, they really were not interested at all to begin with. Not that that stopped Kaishiro way back in the day from slapping them onto my user page.

I'm also an ex-developer for Xertion services.

You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby.