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You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby. | You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby. | ||
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+ | ==Fail 101== | ||
+ | And now for an educational extract from Prof. CuleX's explanations on how to break a simple module; here we shall take a look at ns_certfp, which conveniently broke on a Friday, Oct 12. | ||
+ | <pre>07:11 <@culex> Here's what happens: | ||
+ | 07:11 <@culex> - Reload module sends the event to save the db | ||
+ | 07:11 <@culex> - ns_cerfp is like "whoa, gotta save my DB" | ||
+ | 07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp writes its db... but without line breaks which are vital in PARSING IT AGAIN | ||
+ | 07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp loaded, goes "gotta load my db or I'm trash" | ||
+ | 07:12 <@culex> - "WAT the fuck is that? Let's ignore that malformed entry" | ||
+ | 07:12 <@culex> - DB is now empty. | ||
+ | 07:12 <@culex> - Congratulations, you have been promoted to cockmongler</pre> |
Revision as of 21:38, 30 October 2012
Quick Info
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Xertion Network Owner: CuleX, also known as root.
On a side note, I don't believe in user boxes on user pages for wikis. Text is still the best medium to confer information; if someone cannot read through the entirety of a user page, they really were not interested at all to begin with. Not that that stops Kaishiro from slapping them onto my user page.
I'm also a developer for Xertion services. If you ever need anything, feel free to contact me.
You can usually find me in #cartoon-world or #lobby.
Fail 101
And now for an educational extract from Prof. CuleX's explanations on how to break a simple module; here we shall take a look at ns_certfp, which conveniently broke on a Friday, Oct 12.
07:11 <@culex> Here's what happens: 07:11 <@culex> - Reload module sends the event to save the db 07:11 <@culex> - ns_cerfp is like "whoa, gotta save my DB" 07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp writes its db... but without line breaks which are vital in PARSING IT AGAIN 07:12 <@culex> - ns_certfp loaded, goes "gotta load my db or I'm trash" 07:12 <@culex> - "WAT the fuck is that? Let's ignore that malformed entry" 07:12 <@culex> - DB is now empty. 07:12 <@culex> - Congratulations, you have been promoted to cockmongler